CubeMate - Workplace Zingers app for iPhone and iPad
Developer: iClassicNu
First release : 03 Jul 2009
App size: 11.82 Mb
Tired of the same questions over and over, day in and day out?
Tired of being interrupted from your important “SLEEP” research (stress level elimination exercise plan) by pesky co-workers?
Tired of always being the “go-to” person?
Use this application of professionally recorded voices the next time youre bothered.
CUBE MATE can help! Leave this application open on your cubicle desk and when your co-workers/subordinates/boss approach and ask yet another inane question, point to the big red button and let CUBE MATE make the intelligent response for you !! Random answers will stun and impress even those who are most skeptical of your intellect!
Use CUBE MATE for all of your answers, at work or at home!!
Sample sayings….
“That’s not MY job”
“That’s still not my job”
“Tell me what you need and Ill tell you how to get along with out it”
“That’s not in my job description”
“Before I can answer Ill have to renegotiate my contract”
“Are these billable hours?”
“Id explain it to you but your brain would explode”
“I dont know the answer - Im only in the management training program”
“Is it 5:00 yet?”……….and more!!!
COMING SOON!
• multiple, customizable buttons (more responses as you like)
• more voices using various accents
PLEASE NOTE: CUBEMATE will not be held liable for the subsequent termination or promotion of the user due to the uber-intelligent responses at your fingertips